Beatrice

    Gender: Female
    Location: Park Avenue
    Quote: The Mostess with the Hostess...
    Relationship: Divorced
    Body Type: Some extra baggage
    Height: 5'11"
    Religion: Mind Your Own Business
    Ethnicity: Undead
    About Me: Hello my Dah-lings! My name is Beatrice Laidalott. Hug,hug-kiss,kiss. I hail from the vespiaries of Park Avenue, Manhattan. I'm known to pass the time ensconced on my chez lounge (with my pup, Whiskey) when not throwing parties or throwing MYSELF at rich old men. I truly LOVE to entertain and and be entertained. I can be a demure little kitten if you pet me in the right spot!...Woof! I'm quite mutable in my Pisces ways. I'm as comfortable in a suite at the plaza as I am in the backseat of a Hyundai. I've mixed in from the penthouse to the basement. I enjoy a champagne life on a beer budget, or you could also say I enjoy a beer budget on a champagne life. Speaking of budgets...you'd better not my darling, if you want to tap this keg. I'm what some call a diamond in the rough...but diamonique'll do in a pinch! I've finally decided that if my career as an upper east side socialite doesn't pan out, (and believe me I'm still trying), I can always turn to my second passion, Varsity wrestling coach! Hit the showers boys. Mwaah! XxOo
    Music: Henry Mancini,Dusty Springfield,Pink Martini,Etta James,Cole Porter,Judy and Liza...of course,I like a Gershwin tune...how bout you?....
    Movies: Imitation of Life, Hairspray, La Cage aux Folles, Priscilla, Cabaret, Faster Pussycat...Kill...Kill, Tootsie, Showgirls, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Sunset Boulevard, Valley of the Dolls, Coffy, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Bad Education, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Cleopatra Jones...
    TV: Dynasty, Anything with Merideth Baxter Burney(Family Ties notwithstanding), Dallas, any of the quality programming on Lifetime for Victims...
    Books: Checkbooks....dah-ling!
    Likes: Open Bar, 1970's French Rococo Revival, Drunk straight boys, shoplifting, old rich men with health problems....
    Dislikes: Sobriety
    Vices: Booze, cigarettes and Husbands.
    Virtues: My ability to float while passed out.
    Heroes: Liza Minelli-Allen-Haley-Gero-Gest, Jaqueline Bouvier-Kennedy-Onassis, Elizabeth Taylor-Hilton-Wilding-Todd-Fisher-Burton-Burton-Warner-Fortensky, Jim Beam...

    Every woman should have four pets in her life.

    Thursday, June 5, 2008, 06:31 PM EST [General]

    A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a **** who pays for everything.

    Mwaah!--Bea

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    There are no good girls gone wrong -

    Tuesday, May 27, 2008, 05:06 PM EST [General]

    ....just bad girls found out.

    Mwaah!--Bea

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    Tranquilizers only work.....

    Monday, May 19, 2008, 05:43 PM EST [General]

    if you follow the advice on the bottle.....

    "keep away from children"!

    XOXO--Bea

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    There are a number of mechanical devices....

    Monday, April 21, 2008, 01:47 PM EST [General]

    which increase sexual arousal in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380 SL convertible!

    Mwaah--Bea

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    Meow Meow

    Monday, April 21, 2008, 01:11 AM EST [General]

    Rosalie Higson | April 21, 2008

    THE adventures of Mitzi, Felicia and Bernadette, three jocks in extravagant frocks, trounced the competition at the annual Green Room Awards for theatre in Melbourne yesterday.

    Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, The Musical won six of 10 awards in the music theatre category, including best production, ensemble, costumes, choreography musical direction and best actor, which went to Tony Sheldon for his role as Bernadette.

    Audiences never seem to tire of Priscilla, which is based on the 1994 Australian film about three drag queens who travel in a bus to Alice Springs. In 2006, the story was adapted into a lavish $6million stage production by the film's writer and director, Stephan Elliott. After a shaky start at Sydney's Lyric Theatre in October of that year, the show overcame technical problems and lukewarm critical response to become the most financially successful Australian musical.

    Producer Garry McQuinn said: "I can tell you that by the time we leave Australia we think it's very likely that one million people will have seen the show. Figures that have been pushed around the press of $80 million - well, that's probably not far from the truth."

    McQuinn said Priscilla, The Musical was not message theatre "but there's a message there".

    "There is something gloriously fantastical about the journey of three drag queens through the desert, two totally conflicting notions," he said.

    "That's not something you might think is meat and potatoes to a general audience, yet somehow it's crossed over to that audience. I think they get that it is about family, about connecting with and rediscovering family."

    The musical is playing at the Regent in Melbourne; it moves to New Zealand in April, and a new production is set to open in London next year, with other destinations later. "It's baby steps now," McQuinn said.

    "When you create a new work, you don't want to be arrogant enough to think that's it, we've finished. We've learnt the story works, but whether it will work for London or Stockholm audiences is still to be discovered."

    The Green Room Lifetime achievement award went to Toni Lamond, 75, marking more than 50 years in show business.

    Cabaret performer Meow Meow won three awards for her solo show Meow Meow Beyond Beyond Glamour: the Remix.

    Five awards went to Opera Australia's production of Rusalka, and Raimondo Cortese and Adriano Cortese's play Holiday was acknowledged for new writing and independent theatre.

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