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Beatrice

Mood:

flirty

Status:

Reclined

Updated:

Wednesday, Mar. 26 - 12:31 AM

Gender: Female

Location: Park Avenue

Relationship: Divorced

Body Type: Some extra baggage

Height: 5'11"

Religion: Mind Your Own Business

Ethnicity: Undead

About Me: Hello my Dah-lings! My name is Beatrice Laidalott. Hug,hug-kiss,kiss. I hail from the vespiaries of Park Avenue, Manhattan. I'm known to pass the time ensconced on my chez lounge (with my pup, Whiskey) when not throwing parties or throwing MYSELF at rich old men. I truly LOVE to entertain and and be entertained. I can be a demure little kitten if you pet me in the right spot!...Woof! I'm quite mutable in my Pisces ways. I'm as comfortable in a suite at the plaza as I am in the backseat of a Hyundai. I've mixed in from the penthouse to the basement. I enjoy a champagne life on a beer budget, or you could also say I enjoy a beer budget on a champagne life. Speaking of budgets...you'd better not my darling, if you want to tap this keg. I'm what some call a diamond in the rough...but diamonique'll do in a pinch! I've finally decided that if my career as an upper east side socialite doesn't pan out, (and believe me I'm still trying), I can always turn to my second passion, Varsity wrestling coach! Hit the showers boys. Mwaah! XxOo

Music: Henry Mancini,Dusty Springfield,Pink Martini,Etta James,Cole Porter,Judy and Liza...of course,I like a Gershwin tune...how bout you?....

Movies: Imitation of Life, Hairspray, La Cage aux Folles, Priscilla, Cabaret, Faster Pussycat...Kill...Kill, Tootsie, Showgirls, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Sunset Boulevard, Valley of the Dolls, Coffy, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Bad Education, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Cleopatra Jones...

TV: Dynasty, Anything with Merideth Baxter Burney(Family Ties notwithstanding), Dallas, any of the quality programming on Lifetime for Victims...

Books: Checkbooks....dah-ling!

Likes: Open Bar, 1970's French Rococo Revival, Drunk straight boys, shoplifting, old rich men with health problems....

Dislikes: Sobriety

Vices: Booze, cigarettes and Husbands.

Virtues: My ability to float while passed out.

Heroes: Liza Minelli-Allen-Haley-Gero-Gest, Jaqueline Bouvier-Kennedy-Onassis, Elizabeth Taylor-Hilton-Wilding-Todd-Fisher-Burton-Burton-Warner-Fortensky, Jim Beam...